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"Yes, it does mean the bus routes will be a little longer, but on the plus side, the kids will have more time to do their homework."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Back to school: The Horror,

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Nice putt."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

School bus. Stop. Learn.

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."