School Bus Navigator Mugs

"Yes, it does mean the bus routes will be a little longer, but on the plus side, the kids will have more time to do their homework."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Back to school: The Horror,

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"Nice putt."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Super Safe School Bus.