Public Transport Navigator Mugs

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

The Princess and the Pea

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

A hand reaches frantically out a bus lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'Earl's Court? - Board the 47 outside this station, this will take you to Liverpool St...'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"This is your final stop, alight here and wander the station platform looking confused and bewildered."

"Will this bus take me to Plaza Mall?"

Rail Ticket Compensation

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

HS2

Subway Thrillers