School Lunch Navigator Mugs

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

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'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'