School Lunch Navigator Gifts

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

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'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

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"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'