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'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'You didn't get paroled from school, dummy -- you got expelled!'

A Preschool of Fish

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

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"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

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'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

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'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

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"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

My wife had quads

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"