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"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Recess does things to a man."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

I miss recess!

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Social distancing

Back to School

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'