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"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Recess does things to a man."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

I miss recess!

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

I know they told me not to bark

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

The Tardis Shed

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Back to School

Social distancing

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."