Schoolyard Navigator Gifts

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'You didn't get paroled from school, dummy -- you got expelled!'

A Preschool of Fish

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Cr�che Seige

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

Careful

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

My wife had quads