Classroom Navigator Gifts

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Continuing education.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Are you really here?

Gone Lecturin'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"Nice putt."

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'You are supposed to be here.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'