Classroom Chaos Navigator Gifts

Apple Back From the Teacher.

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

Breakout Room

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'