Campus Navigators Gifts

Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

A man sitting in the grass reading

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Universidad

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Are you really here?

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !