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Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Universidad

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Are you really here?