University Navigators Gifts

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Continuing education.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Books 'n' Carrots

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Are you really here?

Gone Lecturin'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"Nice putt."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'You are supposed to be here.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."