University Navigator Gifts

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wallow in debt..."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Continuing education.

'Are we there yet?'

"Three more years of high school."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Set sail

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."