University Navigator T-Shirts

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wallow in debt..."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Battery Lighthouse

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"You are here"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Set sail

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"