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Gone Lecturin'

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

Continuing education.

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Humanities Quad.

Are you really here?

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The fate of the emigrant

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Three more years of high school."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Uh-Oh..."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Yin and Yang VPs.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."