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'You are supposed to be here.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Continuing education.

'Are we there yet?'

"Three more years of high school."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Between Offices

"I am not asking for directions."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'