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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

Big Bang Theory.

Eternal Student.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Three more years of high school."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

A man looks up at the earth

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"