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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

The Big Bang Theory Revisited

"...and they still believe in that so and so in the sky...haven't they seen the Universe in HD?"

"No wonder I feel dizzy. As I lie here I'm travelling at 1000 mph due to the rotation of the earth and at 67000 mph as the earth goes round the sun and I've just read the whole solar system is moving..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Big Bang Theory.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Wifi in Hell

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'