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"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Your Future Home.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Business Sisyphus

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Nikola Tesla

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Gas Bill

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'