Utility Explorer Gifts

"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Your Future Home.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Business Sisyphus

"Here's the problem."

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Nuclear energy.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Benjamin Franklin.

"I'd like to make a return."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Nikola Tesla

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

Gas Bill

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!