Energy Explorer Gifts

' Nuclear power'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

'Do you have poop points?'

"Here's the problem."

Lighthouse

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

Mouse Electricity

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

Lightbulb

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

Russian Sauna

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Oil price.

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

Atomic Lethargy Research.

'You fool! You've just deactivated the Western Hemisphere!'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Iran opens it first nuclear plant for domestic energy only.'

'...can you feel an ache avalanching in my head?'

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

Nuclear energy.

"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

If Moses Was Alive Today.

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Healing Crystals

What a lousy day --- 18 holes, all under par! He's an oil driller.