Green Energy Explorer Gifts

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'This baby is great on gas...'

"It might save gas, but frankly, I don't think it will work."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Scenic Route