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Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'This baby is great on gas...'

"It might save gas, but frankly, I don't think it will work."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

There is No Planet C

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Water power.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

A dramatic breakthrough in the world of alternative energy: canine tail power.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'