Solar Energy Explorer T-Shirts

'Wait till you see our solar panel.'

'How do you like the new solar-enhancing windows dear?'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Marry me astronaut

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The First Martian Dog.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'