Solar Explorer T-Shirts

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Solar Panel

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'