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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The flies have landed.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'