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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'You are allergic to strawberries, caffeine and bad air. You must avoid these substances and find another planet to live on.'

That looks like a golf ball.

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"I can't wait to get home, run around outside, and finally eat some fresh food."

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: our solar system's newly discovered planet. Specifically, we'll be talking about how for years, conspiracy nuts have been saying the scientific community was hiding a whole planet, for some reason, and would never confirm "Planet X's" existence. Not a single one of you freaks has admitted you were wrong. Well done. Never admit that your suspicions about people were in error. Acknowledging that someone has proven you wrong about t

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'Actually where I come from we see that everyday!'

'Okay,Billy Graham, you name em'

"It's probably just a technicality, but is the biosphere extended to wherever we go?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The hyenas started it."