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'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The fate of the emigrant

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Teenagers!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.