Cosmic Exploration T-Shirts

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Sun's on/off switch...

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Teenagers!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'