Cosmos Exploration T-Shirts

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Head over Hooves

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."