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'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

Just before The Big Bang

"We matter!"

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Hi, Mom!'

Big Bang for your Buck bar & grill...rocket scientists welcome.

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"And finally, Professor Higgins, could you describe to the panel how you made it a fair test."

'Oh-oh -- Adam's calling dibs on everything!'

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

Adam & Even

Quantum Physics

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"Did ya have that feeling you were being watched?"

Scientists are searching for a planet just like Earth!

"Siri, find oxygen."

The Light Hotel

"So you maintain there are clusters of galaxies, Leora Believes there are clusters of clusters, and I'm convinced there are clusters of clusters of clusters."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"Listen, you've got your binoculars to view the Moon and it's a quarter of a million miles away, so standing on a chair to get nearer to it will not make any difference!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

A man with a telescope peering out from his dome-like head.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'