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"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

Big Bang Theory.

"We only got six days of funding."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Head over Hooves

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

The Big Tipper

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Mars Poppins

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Space exploration"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.