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"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

Big Bang Theory.

"We only got six days of funding."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Space exploration"