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'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"It could never work between us."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Moon and Star

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

The Moon Made from Cheese