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'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Not so close."

"Maybe you should've put up a 'maximum occupancy' sign."

"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

The Colonisation of Space.

Moon Dog at earth.

"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

God's dog

'Uh oh. Assteroids.'

"This place is called earth. If the natives turn out to be wild and try to eat us, then we can always blow the whole damn thing to pieces!"

"Be honest. Do these rings make me look fat?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Super Heroes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.