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"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

"We only got six days of funding."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

The prying mantis,

Flying sauces.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Bless You."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Amateurs."

Exciting potato bugs.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"