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The Dawn of Time.

'I'd really like to do something about these spots.'

Day One, NASA

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

The Big Tipper

"Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?"

Son of the Morning Star

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."

"My next topic is infinity."

"X25 to Earth...I think there's something you should know."

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"If you're looking for that new planet you discovered, she moved out yesterday!"

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'Big bang theory! Ha!'

'AS-TRO-NO-MER, I'm an Astronomer, NOT and Astrologer!'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction,'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."