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Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

NASA Special

"It could never work between us."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Astronaut

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Moon and Star

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth