Cosmic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'

'Well, how about that, Lloyd, my wish came true!'

Meteorite cleanup

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Astronomical observations.

This comet could have your name on it! Or, it could have your number!

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look! JARRED'S First Orbit!!' A Baby planet makes it's first Orbit

Freak Accident.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Scientists, employed by the federal government, out of here! We will replace them, when elected, with feel-good astrologers!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Astronaut

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Quick, make a wish."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Deep Space Photo 2022

Moon and Star

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"So sorry to miss you!"

"I believe this is your asteroid."

"It could never work between us."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Weather Men.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Stars

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

'Look! A falling satellite! Make a wish!'