Galactic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'An astronaut's pay isn't great, but we make a lot in mileage allowances.'

"We're from the galactic peace corps. We're here to help you simplify your partisan election process."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."