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"You're not thinking intergalactic, Olson!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Newborn Cosmonaut

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.