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"There's a co-pay."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Are there space-babes?"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

Seances of the future

Moon's Portaloo.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Small laughing space creatures.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"Space is not for pussies!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."