Intergalactic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"There's a co-pay."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Are there space-babes?"

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

Seances of the future

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Small laughing space creatures.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'