Intergalactic Comedian Pillows

"All the barking – NOW do you get it?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Any Grass planet was a welcome edition to the Cattle Empire.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Origins of Everything

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Shoot For The Moon