Space-time Comedian Pillows

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Save Our Universe

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Origins of Everything

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Shoot For The Moon

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'