Interstellar Humor Pillows

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

Climbing to the moon

"Are there space-babes?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Moon's Portaloo.

Seances of the future

"Space is not for pussies!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Serious business

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Small laughing space creatures.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

New Years Reolutions

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'