Interstellar Humor Lover Pillows

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

'We come in pieces.'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Good game."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Save Our Universe

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

First Contact

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Small laughing space creatures.

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Serious business

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Space Shuttle.