Interstellar Humor Lover Gifts

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

'We come in pieces.'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Good game."

Save Our Universe

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

First Contact

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

First attempt at the Big Bang

Moon's Portaloo.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

Serious business

Small laughing space creatures.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"