Space Humor Lover Gifts

"Even men from other planets reject me."

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

First Contact

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Space is not for pussies!"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.