Space Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that James Carville was one of us.'

'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Welcome to the end of time!"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

First attempt at the Big Bang

Moon's Portaloo.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Space is not for pussies!"

First space criminal investigation

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.